Blowing his own Trump(et)

Blowing his own Trump(et)

 Dr Arunachalam Kumar*

27 Jan 2016

 

{Article written by my friend and classmate – (*Late) Dr Arunachalam Kumar just before his demise. Donald Trump was running a hot race against Hillary at that time. 

He foresaw the victory of Trump. President Donald Trump is hoping for a II term}

 

Donald Trump beamed as he swept his hair back from his forehead: he’d made it – he was now the President of the most powerful country in the world – United States of America. He looked around and saw his chosen yes men forming the cabinet.

Now gentlemen, time for action...pass an executive order, all Moslems leave USA, let them go back to their deserts, tents, camels and caravans – three weeks, in three weeks this land will be free from Islam. And so it was. In a month USA had no Muslims. ‘America is for Americans, white and pure’, he said, as he passed his next order.

 

 ‘Get ‘em Indians out...Hindoos, Sikhs...whoever they be, back they go in three weeks to snake charming. America is for Americans, white and pure’...and so it came to pass. Every Indian left USA.  In six months he thundered, ‘Now for the Hispanics, they’ll have to go too....to their Alamos and pueblos... America is for Americans, white and pure’. So they left, the Hispanics, in droves, driven off.

Next in line are the ‘Blacks...he.. he... I mean, Afro Americans, they can go back to their roots..maybe take a permanent safari. America is for Americans, white and pure’ And so it came about that, every black, brown and those in between...the Chinese, Japs, Philipinos...Vietnamese...every Asian was evicted too.

By the time he was in his third year of presidency, he told the Jews, ‘It is time you left too – we gave you your promised land back to you.....go back then to Nazi hunting and the Wailing Wall. America is for Americans, white and pure’.  USA now was ‘foreigner’ free. No one but Americans, white and pure: the direct descendants of the pilgrim fathers. Trump beamed as he swept his hair back from his forehead as his all white cabinet nodded and clapped in unison.

‘Mr. President...there is a delegation here to see you’, says the Chief of Staff of the White House. ‘They want an appointment, and they want it now’
'Let ‘em in', says Trump. In four and half years he had cleansed USA and what a cleaning it was too....

A large group of fifty or so mill into the Oval Office...’Hey hey hold it, what’s this eh’..thunders Trump.  Then a spokesman from the group assembled opens up. “We have come here only to say two things: one, thank you Mr. President for making America what it is now....just for Americans: and second, we give you three weeks time to get the hell out of this country. You and all your pals...all 195 million of you’.
‘Whaaat???’ thunders Trump as he slams his table and rises up in anger..

His rise is stopped midway as a tomahawk lands between his outstretched hands on the oak table of his office. The Appaches, Cheyenne, Sioux, Crows, Utes and Cherokees...the Hopis, KIckapoos, Mohicans, Navajos and Utes...one representative from each indigenous native Indian tribe.. ‘This land is ours sir and we give you three weeks to clear out, every single pale face’...

Thus it came about friends...the world went topsy-turvy. In five years since Trump was sworn in...America became the land of Americans.....

 

From left (Drs): Prithvi, Kumar, and G. Jayakrishnan