Blowing his own Trump(et)
Blowing his
own Trump(et)
27 Jan 2016
{Article written by my friend and classmate – (*Late) Dr Arunachalam Kumar just before his demise. Donald Trump was running a hot race against Hillary at that time.
He foresaw the victory of Trump. President Donald Trump is hoping for a II term}
Donald
Trump beamed as he swept his hair back from his forehead: he’d made it – he was
now the President of the most powerful country in
the world – United States of America. He looked around and saw his chosen yes
men forming the cabinet.
Now gentlemen, time for action...pass an executive
order, all Moslems leave USA, let them go back to their deserts, tents, camels
and caravans – three weeks, in three weeks this land will be free from Islam.
And so it was. In a month USA had no Muslims. ‘America is for Americans, white
and pure’, he said, as he passed his next order.
‘Get ‘em Indians out...Hindoos,
Sikhs...whoever they be, back they go in three weeks to snake charming. America
is for Americans, white and pure’...and so it came to pass. Every Indian left
USA. In six months he
thundered, ‘Now for the Hispanics, they’ll have to go too....to their Alamos
and pueblos... America is for Americans, white and pure’. So they left, the Hispanics,
in droves, driven off.
Next in line are the ‘Blacks...he.. he... I mean,
Afro Americans, they can go back to their roots..maybe take a permanent safari.
America is for Americans, white and pure’ And so it came about that, every
black, brown and those in between...the Chinese, Japs,
Philipinos...Vietnamese...every Asian was evicted too.
By the time he was in his third year of presidency,
he told the Jews, ‘It is time you left too – we gave you your promised land
back to you.....go back then to Nazi hunting and the Wailing Wall. America is
for Americans, white and pure’. USA now
was ‘foreigner’ free. No one but Americans, white and pure: the direct
descendants of the pilgrim fathers. Trump beamed as he swept his hair back from
his forehead as his all white cabinet nodded and clapped in unison.
‘Mr. President...there is a delegation here to see
you’, says the Chief of Staff of the White House. ‘They want an appointment,
and they want it now’
'Let ‘em in', says Trump. In four and half years he
had cleansed USA and what a cleaning it was too....
A large group of fifty or so mill
into the Oval Office...’Hey hey hold it, what’s this eh’..thunders Trump. Then a spokesman
from the group assembled opens up. “We have come here only to say two things:
one, thank you Mr. President for making America what it is now....just for
Americans: and second, we give you three weeks time to get the hell out of this
country. You and all your pals...all 195 million of you’.
‘Whaaat???’ thunders Trump as he slams his table
and rises up in anger..
His rise is stopped midway as a
tomahawk lands between his outstretched hands on the oak table of his office.
The Appaches, Cheyenne, Sioux, Crows, Utes and Cherokees...the Hopis,
KIckapoos, Mohicans, Navajos and Utes...one representative from each indigenous
native Indian tribe.. ‘This land is ours sir and we give you three weeks to
clear out, every single pale face’...
Thus it came about friends...the
world went topsy-turvy. In five years since Trump was sworn in...America became
the land of Americans.....